What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
they're like a gay fantastic four
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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