I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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