Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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