my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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