the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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