gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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