I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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