Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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