This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Randomize
