If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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