***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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