How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
We are all done wearing pants today
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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