no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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