People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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