David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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