Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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