I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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