Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
