worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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