How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she smelled like a LAN party
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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