I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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