it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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