We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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