exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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