It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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