i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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