Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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