Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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