I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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