I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Panties = found
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