just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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