If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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