Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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