You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Semen is not good for contacts.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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