Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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