'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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