bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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