My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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