There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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