It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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