Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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