He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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