Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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