dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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