My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
