jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
