a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Randomize
