Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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