There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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