i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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