this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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