ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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