After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The struggles of a small town man whore
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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