i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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