You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My dick has a subreddit
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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