Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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