I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We need to rekindle our bromance
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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