Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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